Ashley Ferrare portrays Cathy, who has been working with an evil man named Braden (who's been secretly trained as a Ninja, btw) to smuggle heroin into the US through a Japanese art gallery. She comes to her senses only too late and winds up bound in a hot tub to slowly drown, while the hero's kid is roasted alive in a nearby sauna.
Things We Learned From Watching This Movie
1. Ninajs are so bad ass, it takes 24 of them to kill 5 unarmed people (although to be fair, one of them did pick up a hoe during the fight).
2. Japanese men are largely immune to obvious seduction by horny blonds.
3. Any 2 minute conversation will result in a 15 minute fight scene.
4. Japanese paper fans can shave a man silky smooth.
5. Never make a heroin deal with a Sicilian who looks like Grandpa Munster.
6. Only a Ninja can stop a Ninja.
7. Evil ninjas like their women par-boiled.
8. Six year olds are fireproof and can kick a full-grown adult's ass without breaking a sweat.
9. No one ever calls the cops when a bunch of guys exit a building with rifles and shotguns.
10. Tiny eyeholes in your funky silver devil mask don't impede your ability to see or kill people, but also make your eyes glow in the dark.
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