Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Today's Re-links

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Girls on Youtube- 'Duct Tape Escape'

From Youtube user russianskaterdiva comes this video where she is bound, gagged and blindfolded with various colors of duct tape, and has 15 minutes to escape or else her accomplice will 'come after her with an exacto-knife'.

*A cute little video. It's over 7 minutes long, so be aware. The binding and escaping are shot at high-speed, and the accomplice keeps trying to show the time, by sticking a watch in the frame, but you can't read it. It's been said once andI'll say it again, where were these kids when I was growing up? *

Warning Young Damsel !!

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Monday, September 29, 2008

Some Updating Changes

Due to personal commitments and work, I'll be updating the blog from Saturday to Tuesday every week for the foreseeable future.

Friday the 13th The Series- 'Tattoo' *Decent Quality Web Rip*

In this episode about cursed tattoo needles that grant the user luck, Wendy Lum plays Karen who gets tied up and gagged by the possessor of the needles so he can tattoo a deadly spider-like creature on her thigh, which then comes to life (with tragic results). Later, desperate to win the game of his life, he attacks his own mother Linda Chen (played by Mung-Ling Tsui), ties her down with a table cloth and tattoos a coral snake on her body. Jack and Ryan rush to the rescue!

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Sunday, September 28, 2008

Shark 'Wayne's World 3: Killer Shark' *HQ WS Web Rip*

Danielle Panabaker portrays Julie Stark in this episode where she is kidnapped by an escaped killer her father convicted. She finally ends up as the 'prize' in a mock trial the killer holds to see if Stark deserves his daughter.

*This is a big clip, just over 11 minutes. Stark is the role James Woods was meant to play. Period. Danielle is a real cutie too. According to the IMDB she's going to be in the new Friday the 13th movie. Oy. A good collection of scenes, but I hate when a gag is little more than scene dressing. *

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Saturday, September 27, 2008

Relic Hunter 'Transformation' * HQ Web Rip*

Roberta Angelica portrays Turley, an evil government agent type who is following Sydney Fox (a Lara Croft copycat) on her latest globe-trotting expedition to recover the fabled Scrolls of Paracelsus. After a little scene where bad agents and good agents are sorted out, Turley is left bound and gagged in a barbwire cage with two mercenaries so the heroes can continue on.

*The character has one of those vaguely European accents, which I always find distracting and stupid. Of course, Roberta is another model turned actress, so that just might be her. Aside from that, she's incredibly hot. The episode ends with an epic mud wrestling match- actual, honest-to-goodness mud wrestling !! *

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Saturday Morning Cartoons- The Savage Dragon 'RSVP'

The Dragon's police partner Alex and another officer are captured and webbed up by a mutant called Arachnis and his boss, the Overlord- to lure The Dragon into a trap.

*There was a glitch in the software, which makes the video roll back and forth for a second or two, but was the best of the three copies I had made.*

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Tuesday, September 23, 2008

That time again

The S.O. and I need to skip town for a little while and get re-acquainted with each other. I'll be back in touch Saturday.

The Big Empty *HQ WS Web Rip*

Rachael Leigh Cook plays Ruthie in this distorted comedy. She is kidnapped by her insanely jealous boyfriend and held bound and gagged in a junkyard when a friend comes to her rescue.

*I think she's tied up with belts and bungee cords.*

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Monday, September 22, 2008

Didclips 'Penny Langston hogtied'

Another Didclips bit, by request. Lovely little model Penny squirms around hogtied and tape gagged in short shorts, white top and long white socks.

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Sunday, September 21, 2008

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone *DVD Rip*

In this clip, Hermoine Granger (played by Emma Watson) and her companions make a razor-thin escape from a three headed dog only to fall into a patch of 'Devil's Snare' a huge vine plant that comes to life and wraps them up tightly (if ever so briefly).

* A short cute little scene from the first movie, presented by request. It's strange to think we've watched Emma grow up on screen, but goodness did she grow up !!

I think I'm one of 4 people on the planet who wasn't caught up in the Harry Potter phenomenon, but out of love and friendship I went to see the films and even read a few of the books. I think they're cute stories, if overly long and drawn out. There are better writers out there who could have told the same tale in fewer pages. J.K. Rowling seems determined to foist new , pseudo British sounding, gobledy-gook slang words into every narrative and it gets very very distracting. It's like being beaten with a word-hammer. If parent's want their kids reading fantasy stories and expanding their minds they should have them read Tolkien.*

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Saturday, September 20, 2008

Monty Python 'The Spanish Inquisition'

Carol Cleveland portrays a woman who is comically menaced by 3 incompetent Inquisitors, looking for heretics.

*Yeah, still funny after all these years. There was another bit with an older woman being likewise 'menaced', but I left it off.*

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