Monique Gabrielle plays Reena the Seer who is captured by mercenaries and stung up over a boiling cauldron of water by resident bad girl Sultana (who has a grudge against the hero Deathstalker), in this B-grade sword and sorcery movie.
Things We Learned from Watching this Movie
1. Reduce, reuse, recycle applies to movies too.
2. They had flesh colored panties in the dark ages.
3. Doorknobs were once used as scrying devices.
4. The vaguely metrosexual guy with the posh accent is eee-vil.
5. Toss any two women in a mud pit and they will immediately start wrestling each other.
6. Armor is for sissies.
7. In the dark ages, calling people 'Bucko' was commonplace.
8. Evil sorcerers didn't use a lot of magic, but had wicked strobe lights installed in their bedrooms.
9. Nothing scares a zombie away like truly horrible acting.
10. Hire only union labor to build your inescapable crushing wall trap, or else the spikes will wobble and you'll be a laughingstock.
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