Thursday, February 28, 2008

The Rowdy Girls *HQ Web Rip*

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In this mildly entertaining, tongue-in-cheek softcore Troma western about outlaw women, Shannon Tweed portrays Velvet McKenzie who has disguised herself as a nun to help smuggle some stolen cash out to San Fransisco, California. Her wagon ride is ambushed by thugs looking for fresh women to supply the local cathouses with and so she and another passenger Sarah Foster (played by Deanna Brooks) are kidnapped. The nun is led around by a rope attached to her bound wrists for a while, until Sarah gets the leader to stop. Later, sick of her jealousy, Mick (played by Julie Strain) is betrayed and offered up bound and gagged by the bandit leader to a saloon owner. She manages to slip loose and kidnap Sarah, who is doomed to get passed off to the Comanches, until the bandit leader rescues her.

Trivia: The western town movie set is the same that will be used in another B movie, Death Valley- the Revenge of Bloody Bill.


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Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Air I Breathe *HQ DVD Rip*









In this film comprised of 3 interconnected storylines, Sarah Michelle Gellar portrays Trista, a fading aging pop star who is forced to make a devil's deal with a mobster to keep her career afloat. When the man's bodyguard takes pity on her and spirits her away from his control, the crook spares no expense in tracking them both down.

*This is a fairly violent clip. I love these 'big reveal' scenes where the heroine is suddenly shown bound and gagged and its unexpected. It's a thrill to finally see Buffy get the full treatment however, even if we can't see her bonds. The improvised cleave gag seems secure though and Sarah emotes convincingly through it. *

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Tuesday, February 26, 2008

See No Evil *HQ DVD Rip*

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In this horror film, a group of young miscreants and ne'r-do-wells, are taken to a huge labyrinthine hotel ostensibly to clean it as part of their community service- only to discover it's the lair of a 400 pound psychopath with a penchant for meathooks and ripping people's eyes out- yuck !! Later in the movie, tattooed gothy girl Kira (played by Samantha Noble) is captured, strung up and briefly pawed by the resident psycho while her fellow young criminals spark up a joint, totally unaware she's in danger.

*There was a flashback scene where this blond is tied to a bed, but she gets the eyeball treatment, so I left it out.*

Note To Hollywood: that herky-jerky camera thing you guys are doing these days isn't innovative, it's nauseating. I had to turn my head several times just watching this thing because it induced motion sickness.

Wrestler Kane as a psycho? There's a stretch (lol).

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Monday, February 25, 2008

Revenge of The Ninja *HQ DVD Rip*

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Ashley Ferrare portrays Cathy, who has been working with an evil man named Braden (who's been secretly trained as a Ninja, btw) to smuggle heroin into the US through a Japanese art gallery. She comes to her senses only too late and winds up bound in a hot tub to slowly drown, while the hero's kid is roasted alive in a nearby sauna.

Things We Learned From Watching This Movie

1. Ninajs are so bad ass, it takes 24 of them to kill 5 unarmed people (although to be fair, one of them did pick up a hoe during the fight).

2. Japanese men are largely immune to obvious seduction by horny blonds.

3. Any 2 minute conversation will result in a 15 minute fight scene.

4. Japanese paper fans can shave a man silky smooth.

5. Never make a heroin deal with a Sicilian who looks like Grandpa Munster.

6. Only a Ninja can stop a Ninja.

7. Evil ninjas like their women par-boiled.

8. Six year olds are fireproof and can kick a full-grown adult's ass without breaking a sweat.

9. No one ever calls the cops when a bunch of guys exit a building with rifles and shotguns.

10. Tiny eyeholes in your funky silver devil mask don't impede your ability to see or kill people, but also make your eyes glow in the dark.


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Sunday, February 24, 2008

Swamp Thing *HQ DVD Rip*

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Adrienne Barbeau portrays reporter Alice Cable who is captured by the imminently egomaniacal scientist Dr. Anton Arcane who is seeking a chemical formula that can transform living creatures, believing it can turn him into a god. First, she is his guest of honor at a banquet in honor of his minion Bruno (albeit tied to a chair, but sporting hella cleavage) and then chained up in the the good doctor's dungeon.

I remember catching this on TBS as a kid and being emotionally traumatized by Bruno's transformation after Arcane slips him the formula. Even watching it now after some years it makes my skin crawl, so props to that stuntman/actor for his performance. On the reverse side, Arcane's change into the monster looks like it hurt like hell, but he's the bad guy and he deserves it.


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Saturday, February 23, 2008

Get Smart 'The Farkas Fracas' * Hq Ws Web Rip*

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In this brief scene, Agent 99 (played by Barbara Feldon) is captured by her next door neighbors who are secretly Kaos Agents trying to copy some important documents in the Chief's attache case. She's taken away at gunpoint and the next we see of her, she's in the living room closet hands tied behind her, and cleave-gagged with a cloth.

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