Caroline Munro plays Stella Star, the last hope to restore peace, justice, love, freedom and puppy dogs to a besieged galaxy threatened by the eeeeeevil Count Zarth Arn and his hidden super weapon. Crash-landed on a distant planet, Stella and her robot companion L are attacked by a tribe of (surprisingly acrobatic) primitives. After a brief firefight, the robot is smashed to bits and Stella is hauled off, trussed to a metal I-beam. Later we see her at the primitives' campsite, hung up by her ankles, squirming fetchingly until a lizard-masked interloper arrives on the scene, scares the mutants off with his piercing eye-beams and rescues her.
*Nothing like being hung up from an I-beam with your face planted close to a caveman's butt-crack ! Poor girl :(. Words can't convey what this movie is like. My advice is to just get a copy and let the B-movie weirdness wash over you. This film make Zardoz look like Shakespeare in the Park. Caroline Munro is the hotness, and the only saving grace (visually at least) in this movie.*
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