Saturday, January 29, 2011

The Astro-Zombies *Decent Web Rip*

















Barbara Richards plays an anonymous girl strapped to a table in Dr. DeMarco's lab, and menaced by the Doctor's creepy assistant Franchot in this simply dreadful dull horror/spy movie about a mad scientist who makes men into half-robot killers called Astro-zombies using synthetic organs. The poor girl  wearing naught but a golden bikini struggles securely strapped to the table while Franchot drools over her and later gives her an injection that knocks her out so he can hook her up to some mechanical thing-a-ma-jig, but Dr. Demarco keeps interrupting.

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Things We Learned From Watching this Movie:

1. Organs in the body have brains.
2. The human body is full of red Kool-Aid and not blood as first believed.
3. Microchips give off signals that can be detected for miles with a home radio.
4. Hunchbacks are all mute (unless they're in a Disney movie).
5. Internal organs can be solar powered.