Ritza Brown plays Sunya in this Z-grade Conan clone. Early in the film, she's snatched by raiders working with the Spider King, and later at the palace of the Spider King our hero answers her cries to find her bound to huge rope spider web, being menaced by tarantulas while a huge spider slowly ( and I do mean slllllooooowwwwlllllyyyy) closes in behind her. But Griba his old mentor intervenes in the rescue and reveals his true intentions, leading to slowest, most poorly made sword fight in the history of cinema...
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Things We Learned From Watching This Movie
1. Tattoos are hereditary.
2. Nothing proves how much of a bad-ass you are like attacking people who clearly can't fight back.
3. Chicks living out in the woods are either bandits or man-hating Amazons. Either way, you're screwed.
4. Giant spiders are made of Papier-mâché, crepe hair and hate mirrors.
5. A hut built for two will hold a dozen in an emergency.
6. Blind blacksmiths can kick your ass.
