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"grr...mmph.."
"Although technically you're not family, and most family members don't get smuggled into the office inside a big steel valise because they're ball-gagged and trussed up like a turkey."
"mmmm-nnph !!"
"But still it was nice of that security guard to help me haul your case all the way up those two flights of stairs on a dolly. It wasn't too bumpy, right? The case was foam padded after all."
"nn-mmph!!"
"Oh, and you can forget about anyone walking in on us. I answer my own phone and I gave the interns the day off, so you're stuck there until I release you."
"mmm--rrghhh."
"And if you don't quit shaking my desk with your incessant pointless struggling, you're going to spend my lunch hour being paddled instead of eating at Jean Le'Fete like I promised !"
"mnn-nnph--mmrrr..mmph!!"
"That's better. Now turn your pretty lips this way, I need to wet this stamp so I can get this envelope in the morning mail."
