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Things We Learned From Watching This Movie
1. The military will quash any story about a UFO, even if it comes from some 9 year old kid no one would believe anyway.
2. Marines travel by garbage scow.
3. Aliens travel through space in giant balls of wadded up aluminum foil.
4. Marines scream like little girls when they get lost.
6. The human ear is full of strawberry jam
7. Always trust the lone survivor on an island, even if he keeps the corpses of his old companions as room mates.
8. Bored Aliens love to play "got yer nose".
9. Extendable tool grabbers are razor sharp.
10. If all else fails, shoot wildly in the air.