Soap opera veteran Hunter Tylo plays Amelia Lockhart in this dimwitted horror film about a mad scientist who strives to save his son from cancer with shark DNA but instead transforms him into a bloodthirsty shark-man. Toward the end of the film, Amelia and a few other survivors are captured after their helicopter explodes on the landing pad. Amelia wakes up strapped to a gurney, and the madman explains his intentions for them and gives her an injection, which knocks her out. After some random tests and more injections, she's strapped and manacled into a plastic tube in order to lower her over shark-man's tank so he will mate with her. shark-man goes berserk of course, as monsters tend to do just before our rather pudgy hero enters the fray with a backpack full of toxin to kill the thing, and the day is saved.
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Things We Learned From Watching This Movie
1. Yelling "you're mad" never does you any good.
2. There are poisons in the world strong enough to make your head explode in a bloody cloud.
3. Never board a helicopter with 666 in its call-sign.
4. Genetically engineered automatically means bullet-proofed.
5. Hiking in the jungle requires high heels.
6. Getting your leg bitten off will only slow you down... a bit.
7. 1830's lingerie was still in vogue in 2005.
8. Never eat the 3-eyed pig.
9. When all else fails, give the girl another injection.
10. A pissed off pharmaceutical executive can out-shoot an army of mercenaries.
