I hate getting caught talking to myself, and then I have to make like there's really a song with the lyrics, "I can't believe she's STILL with that fucking asshole."
Whomever said "never looks gift horse in the mouth", has never owned a llama.
I'll take being called strange over boring any day.
Dear Mr. And Mrs. Bynes,
I understand you're having disciplinary trouble with your daughter Amanda. Not to toot my own horn, but give her to me and I'll have her straightened out inside of a week. Granted, she might have some trouble sitting down after her therapy.
Sincerely,
Sasha
