*Oh dear...*
Miki McKenzie plays Kathleen Stuart in this terrible horror film shot on a 4 shillings and sixpence budget in which our damsel finds one of Nessie's eggs which sends the beastie on a blood-thirsty rampage. In this clip, Kathleen is captured at gunpoint by a frustrated Nessie hunter who has found out about the egg. She sits tied up in a van while the man tells his dreary tale of rejection, ridicule and frustration and afterward appears gagged with a red bandanna as the kidnapper prepares to cross a military checkpoint. But Nessie has been following (somehow) and attacks the man and the soldiers, chomping on each one in turn. Our girl escapes her bonds and peeks out the window to see the creature, which doesn't attack.
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Things We Learned From Watching This Movie
1. It's possible to make a movie that offends every nationality at once.
2. Military operations work better when the soldiers have no orders or command structure.
3. Loch Ness would be crystal clear if it weren't for all those darn dead Nazis at the bottom.
4. 30 ton dinosaur remnants are stealthier than ninjas.
5. The only way to effectively capture a dinosaur is in a 6 foot rubber dinghy.
6. It's so nice when the victim helps the monster chew on him.
7. Contrary to scientific evidence, Plesiosaurs were basically one long neck and a head.
