Dumb and Dumber *Ws Hq DVD Rip*

Lauren Holly plays Mary Swanson in this comedy about two total idiots who stumble onto a kidnapping plot and wind up transporting (and squandering) the ransom money. In this clip, the ringleader of the kidnappers is revealed to be a Swanson family friend who takes Mary and Lloyd captive at gunpoint in order to get the ransom money and is naturally quite upset to find almost all of it has been spent. Mary and Lloyd are handcuffed together on the bed when the other idiot Harry comes into the hotel room and is forced to join the captives. The kidnapper makes arrangements to flee the country on the phone but is interrupted by Harry & Lloyd's incessant arguing. Well someone's about to take a bullet and so Lloyd is the first, but he's wearing vest, but he's also a horrible shot; fortunately the FBI breaks in to make the save before the kidnapper can take another shot.


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*Look closely and you'll see the ringleader's gun is actually empty after shooting Harry-- the recessed barrel is fully extended.*

Tales from the Crypt Presents: Bordello of Blood *Ws Hq DVD Rip*

Baywatch alumnus Erika Eleniak plays innocent but spunky reporter Katherine Verdoux in this campy gory  movie about vampires hiding in plain sight as prostitutes working for an exclusive bordello disguised as a funeral parlor. While trying to escape the bordello, Katherine is chloroformed and kidnapped by the vampires' thugs and wakes up strapped to a metal torture rack under the leering eye of her scummy younger brother who has just been made a vampire. Vampire Queen Lilith (played by uber hot Angie Everhart) enters the dungeon and after some gloaty banter starts feeling Katherine up. Her feeding is interrupted by our hero who has just crashed his car into the front door (not shown). The sleazy televangelist who has up til now been assisting Lilith, but has turned now enters the dungeon to rescue Katherine, but unlucky for him it's Lilith in disguise. Finally, our hero enters the scene and finds the real Katherine with her hands tied in front, her mouth stuffed with a hankie, tucked under a spiked bed. After checking her for bites, they escape.

Things We Learned From Watching this Movie

1. Female vampires are sexy and elegant, male vampires are hyperactive adolescents who make pig noises.
2. Sunlight only destroys vampires if it passes through a hole in their clothes.
3. Super Soakers are lethal weapons.
4. Holy water acts like acid, napalm or C-4 depending on the needs of the script.
5. Getting bitch-slapped 120 feet through the air is a minor inconvenience.
6. Never trust a Sicilian midget with an unholy relic.


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