Saturday Morning Cartoons 'Quest for Camelot' *HQ Web Rip*

In this bit, young Kayley is captured by the evil Baron Ruber and his strange minions after she has recovered the mystical blade Excalibur and is on her way to return it to King Aurthur.

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Deathstalker 2 *HQ Web Rip*

Monique Gabrielle plays Reena the Seer who is captured by mercenaries and stung up over a boiling cauldron of water by resident bad girl Sultana (who has a grudge against the hero Deathstalker), in this B-grade sword and sorcery movie.

Things We Learned from Watching this Movie
1. Reduce, reuse, recycle applies to movies too.
2. They had flesh colored panties in the dark ages.
3. Doorknobs were once used as scrying devices.
4. The vaguely metrosexual guy with the posh accent is eee-vil.
5. Toss any two women in a mud pit and they will immediately start wrestling each other.
6. Armor is for sissies.
7. In the dark ages, calling people 'Bucko' was commonplace.
8. Evil sorcerers didn't use a lot of magic, but had wicked strobe lights installed in their bedrooms.
9. Nothing scares a zombie away like truly horrible acting.
10. Hire only union labor to build your inescapable crushing wall trap, or else the spikes will wobble and you'll be a laughingstock.

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The Bondage Romance No. 80

Here's a clip from another Japanese DID video by Kisekae Bondage. In this bit, a model dressed in a schoolgirl uniform struggles, somewhat hogtied on the floor, silenced with a bandit gag over a cleave gag.

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The Deal *HQ WS Web Rip*

Selma Blair portrays Abbie Gallagher, a young woman working with a prestigious law firm brokering a trans-continental deal involving Russian oil supplies. But all is not as it appears as the clients turn out to be members of the Russian Mafia looking to launder their money in exchange for the oil, who drug and kidnap her to make sure the deal goes through.

*Kidnapping gooes high-tech, when criminals mail ransom web-cams to people's boyfriends. What a good movie, I'm surprised I've never heard of it before. Selma Blair makes a kick ass damsel in distress, literally and figuratively in this clip. The clip itself presented a few challenges due to the format of the movie, it kept going back and forth between Abbie and the kidnappers and the business deal in action.*

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Today's Re-links

Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Help"

Eight-Legged Freaks

Spaceballs *HQ WS DVD Rip*

Daphne Zuniga plays Princess Vespa who is lured out of safety and captured by Lord Dark Helmet, so he can extort her father the King of Druidia into revealing the combination of the air shield protecting the planet's atmosphere in this wacky parody of Star Wars created by Mel Brooks.

*Goofy movie - cute scene. Not one of Brooks' best films, but a favorite of mine. Daphne's just hot, period but that nurse ain't hard to look at either. *Sigh*, the dress whites :(*

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'Allo Allo' "The Fishmonger's Float" *HQ Web Rip*

Played for laughs, Vicki Michelle and Sue Hodge play Yvette and Mimi, two French prostitutes circa World War 2, who get lured to a garage by two Gestapo agents and left bound and gagged in their underwear, so the officers can disguise themselves and steal a painting.

Correction !I've been informed the women are waitresses dressed as prostitutes as part of a plan to foil the Nazis.

*Another quick scene, where the lead-up is longer than the actual bondage scene. But it was such a cute little scene.*

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Sharpe's Gold *Hq Web Rip*

Jayne Ashbourne plays Ellie Nugent in this clip where she is captured by a group of Spanish guerrillas who have modeled themselves after the Aztecs as a terror tactic. After being carried into a dark cavern, her hands tied in front, the girl is treated to a hallucinogenic powder, painted up and dressed in a long white garment, before being stretched out on an altar for sacrifice. Major Richard Sharpe and his rag-tag band come to the rescue.

*Presented more for the sake of completion than anything else, carrying fans might enjoy this bit. It was hard to tell if her hands were tied together since the scene is dark and she flops her arms around rapid-fire for a while before scrambling off on her hands and knees across the cave.*

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Bones ' 2 Bodies In The Lab' *HQ Web Rip*

Emily Deschanel portrays Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan who is captured by an FBI agent who has be performing contract murders on the side at the behest of a mob family (to eliminate their competition). Taken at gunpoint (even after putting up one hell of a fight) she is strung up and gagged, so the rogue agent can kill her. Her brutally injured partner nonetheless rushes to the rescue.

*I like this scene mostly because she fights back and doesn't go meekly to her supposed death. She ultimately has to be rescued, but she made the bad guy hurt a bit beforehand. My only complaint would be if you're going to string someone up by their wrists, do it properly, at least get them on their feet.*

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Saturday Morning Cartoons Ben 10: 'Ready To Rumble'

In this clip, Mrs. Fang is subjected to a modified version of the old sawmill routine after her two alien hybrid children participate in an illegal and dangerous intergalactic battle royal, and it's Ben in his self-replicating alien form to the rescue !!

*Thanks to Sailorzirk and his thorough collection of cartoon DID videoclips.*

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