Celebrity Pseudo-Bondage: Reese Witherspoon

Here's a few behind-the-scenes pix of Reese with her hands bound in front with big white rope from the upcoming romantic comedy This Means War !! With Reese playing Lauren, the object of affection that causes two lifelong friends to wage an epic battle, when they both fall in love with her.

Blood of Ghastly Horror *Decent Web Rip*

An unknown actress plays a girl caught up in a jewelry heist by three men is surgical scrubs and masks in this stupid boring heist film turned into a stupid boring horror film by the inclusion of John Carradine doing his mad scientist shtick. In this clip the girl and her boss are overpowered by the robbers who tie them up and gag them ( the boss receiving a solid knock on the head afterward as well ) before making off with a few jewelry pieces. The crooks leave hastily, change clothes and step on an elevator as the girl inches her way across the floor toward an alarm button hidden under a desk.

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Things We Learned From Watching This Movie: 

1.  Security guards are omniscient and will try to stop the first people off an elevator when there's an alarm.

2. Elevator scenes need to be at least 5 minutes long or longer in every movie. Even if there's no need for it, even if it's set in a time period where elevators weren't invented yet. EVERY MOVIE !!

3. Putting the entire scene in frame is for uncreative wussies.

4. Flashbacks have a soundtrack.

5.  No one can deliver dialogue that's 80% random scientific gobbledy-gook with believability and gravitas like the late great John Carradine.

The Astro-Zombies *Decent Web Rip*

Barbara Richards plays an anonymous girl strapped to a table in Dr. DeMarco's lab, and menaced by the Doctor's creepy assistant Franchot in this simply dreadful dull horror/spy movie about a mad scientist who makes men into half-robot killers called Astro-zombies using synthetic organs. The poor girl  wearing naught but a golden bikini struggles securely strapped to the table while Franchot drools over her and later gives her an injection that knocks her out so he can hook her up to some mechanical thing-a-ma-jig, but Dr. Demarco keeps interrupting.

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Things We Learned From Watching this Movie:

1. Organs in the body have brains.

2. The human body is full of red Kool-Aid and not blood as first believed.

3. Microchips give off signals that can be detected for miles with a home radio.

4. Hunchbacks are all mute (unless they're in a Disney movie).

5. Internal organs can be solar powered.